Eating in the car is an art. I mean, you have to have great hand-mouth coordination and invest in either bibs or a lifetime supply of the Tide pen. Plus, selection is very important. You can make many, many things into portable potables (even Chinese takeout, ask me how I know!) but the key, really and truly, is to leave one hand free. This woman missed that very important step.

And does anyone else worry that they might accidentally choke on a French fry and cause an accident? Or is that just me?