Because they always tend to end up rather silly and corny. But again, this struck me as amusing enough to write down so here ya go. A little something for the knitterati.

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Happy All Saints day to many, Day of the Dead to others, and Happy NaNo Day 1 to the tens of thousands of us to participate in this craziness. This year’s challenge for me, of course, is to keep up with the comic here as well as write 50K in 30 days. Time will tell, folks!