Like many things, including youth. I know, I know… Wah… we’re in our 30s, big deal (well, Jen is still in her 20s) but, you know, slumber parties really are wasted on 7 year olds.

The brown food consisted of pizza rolls, fish sticks, mini corn dogs and tater tots as this appealed to our sense of single-digit slumber party fun. We did have green beans and corn on the table, too, but the food was mostly brown.

Midnight Madness can be found here. You’ve Been Sentenced here.