It isn’t a road trip with me if we don’t at least get a LITTLE lost. On the upside? We ended up saving something like $7 in tolls because we accidentally bypassed the lower section of the Turnpike without much […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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We were both rather Crispy Critters, and getting crispier as the evening progressed. And after the show that night we had to wade through the last-night sale crowds in the gift shop for some after-sun spray that only slightly dulled […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MONKEY! This was, like, the one thing that I was really looking forward to on this cruise (that, and the Caesar salads, lol). Originally, our ports were Belize, Porta Limon and Panama but due to propulsion problems they exchanged the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This trip so easily could have been called ‘Shopping My Way Through Central America.’ Seriously, the only way I was under the customs allowances is because Todd took responsibility for some of my booze (well, you’re only allowed 2L per […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The auctioneer for this cruise was a trip! That suit was black with hot pink pinstripes, his hair was spiked and he was not what you think of when you think art auctioneer but he made things fun. Truth was, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
With a thousand apologies to P!NK… I was atrocious. And the worst part? I’ve sung in public before, by request, and was pretty good. But, well, there’s a lot to be said for rehearsal time and song choice, lol. Still, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
People watching is awesome on a cruise, you see all kinds of things. This couple was cute in their odd little way and the idea that one dessert would make this bird of a woman fat was absolutely ludicrous.
Though, really, I think I’m a lot LESS complicated these days, all things considered. It’s amazing what total strangers will say to you, though, thinking they’re being funnyand not just weird. But, then, had he not I wouldn’t have had […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since our cruise left from Ft Lauderdale (Port Everglades) on a Friday afternoon, we drove about halfway on Thursday night and crashed at my brother’s apartment (it’s so very convenient that I now have close family in the cente of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For the record: Mom actually likes Todd and Todd is not a slut. But he does have a great sense of humor and thought this little exchange was funny when I told him about it, later. Also for the record, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…